Tribute to *
* ka ye tonic le
Ek saans mein chadha le
Hichkiyon mein kya hai peena!
Poora maar le...
* kaala hai
Pariyon ne paala hai
Andar kaala, baahar kaala
Par saccha hai saala
Aag zubaan pe rakh ke
Sirf kisses se hoth bhigaayega
Humanity gungunayenge
* ke stories geet bann jaayenge
* - The person/thing in question is actually darker than koyla and absorbs more light than a blackhole. Hence no font has yet been discovered to write *'s name. Scientists and philosophers for centuries were baffled on how some blackholes got absorbed by a mysterious invisble phenomenon, untill in 2006 when two little kids - Sid and Bhaatu solved the mystery finally (The Ignoble is still awaited)
Known by different names across the world - Adam (The Eve one) in the west, Krishna (in north India), Chenghiz Khan (reponsible for the Chinese population and half of the world), Osama Bim Laden (9/11 was actually supposed to be 6/11....* has a habit of changing the 6's into 9's), Mutthu Resul Okkuty Swamy in South India, Jimmi Bendrix (for bending the guitar and so many other things), Stefan & Boltzmann (for black body radiation). Many people including Osho, Obama, Mallaya's (Senior & Junior), Berlusconi, Carla Bruni, Tiger Woods, Charlie Sheen, RGV, Manmohan Singh, The Gandhi clan & Nike have all been highly influenced by his ideology of Just doing it!
All recent uprisings in Africa and Central Asia have been attributed to the presence of traces of * in that region. (Apparently * wanted to abduct Jasmine from Alladin in Arabia)
For those who still believe that Iron Man, Batman, Johhny Bravo and Don Juan DeMarco are fictional characters ...Think again.
* is the darkness that gives all of us light.
Happy birthday *
The entire populace of the planet owes it to you :D
