Sunday, June 19, 2011

11 days to 11 minutes

to alicia@lastlaugh.com from bateman@mockingbird.com; mailed on June 19, 2011:

Dear Alicia,

Getting married on June 31. Thought I should let you know instead of you knowing about it from others. Sorry for how things turned up between us.

Bateman.

to bateman@mockingbird.com from alicia@lastlaugh.com;mailed on June 29, 2011:

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Home team: 10, Away: 0

June 30, 2011: Home team: 11, Away: 1

(Alicia & Bateman had dated for sometime before breaking up on the grounds that Bateman was under pressure to marry some other girl. Alicia though realized that Bateman never took her for his type and that this was just an excuse to hide the real reason - that she was too simple, timid and uncomplicated for his taste.)

1 comment:

bhaatloque said...

This post is an antithesis of the heartless, carefully configured and populist stuff that people (including myself) write most often.